sexygorgeous
06-24-2005, 12:20 PM
* It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.
* Dogs cannot lie.
* Dogs never resist nap time.
* You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.
* Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.
* Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.
* Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42... Average cost of sending a kid: $103,000...
* Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
* Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.
* If your dog is a bad seed, your genes cannot be blamed.
* Dogs cannot lie.
* Dogs never resist nap time.
* You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.
* Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.
* Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.
* Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42... Average cost of sending a kid: $103,000...
* Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
* Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.
* If your dog is a bad seed, your genes cannot be blamed.